Phenomena? Yup!

HI yall!
sure, sure yall know Twilight!
~fangilrs' squeek~
yup thats right
the twilight penomena
i m sure u have fallen for him too
[edward duh]
u have dreamt about him!
u ve wished to find one like him
and then
BAM
like two years later after u ve read it
right about.... a thousand times
its gonna be a movie~!
scoop-scoop-woo-hoo!
cant w8 cant w8!
oh dont lie
i know what u did last summer =]
i know u ve tried to lure ur parents into
letting u go to Forks that summer
wats better than being w/ the starz
and getting to see them!
[nothing thats wats better]
i know u were the one who drove all the way
to Ohio to take a look at THE apple store
where of course robert was
i know u search for twilight everywhere
google, YT, imeem, blogspot
otherwise u wouldnt have found this!
i know u are secretly happy that u r a brunette
oh yes i do know that too
u secretly thank ur mom for not letting u dye ur hair
blondes r stupid, i know u know the truth now
i know, that because u ve read breaking dawn
u bought the host but got bored [no edward?!]
u ve also searched for midnight sun
but didnt download because of guilt
i know u watched zathura
even though u didnt like jumanji
[jumanji is ten years older than zathura and its pretty much the same]
i know u ve bought a golden pair of contacts
but i also know u hate me because i just reminded u
how many stupid things u ve done!
muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha